What Kinds of Units Do You Get in LGGWG?
    Snipey. Long-range infantry---one shot, highly random damage, lightly armored.
    Max. Hulking fellow who fires a machine gun with explosive shells. Fires three shells per turn that spread out to do 1 point of splash damage (oh, that razor sharpnel!). Damage is low. Medium armor, slow moving. Max unfortunately can hit himself easily if he shoots at an adjacent unit.
    Puffer. Appearing as cute pets, these are actually vicious creatures who move lightning fast and do a lot of damage with their razor teeth at hand-to-hand range.
    Executive. He looks passive enough, but he has a laser pistol that can hit quickly at good range. He's a keen shot (you don't have depth perception for nothing). However, if your Executive is dead, you lose. Keep him alive at all costs! (And keep your distance when you kill one---they are sore losers and self-destruct while dying.)
    Firebot. A heavily-armored robot that moves slowly but packs a giant wallop in a single fireball blast per turn that can fill rooms. Firebots can shoot through soft targets and living things, including doors, crates, and enemies. Firebots explode on death as well.
    Miner. A lightly-armored cheap soldier who has a small hand-to-hand attack, but can place mines. Mines are deadly to everyone but other miners on the same team. Miners may not use opportunity fire.
    Mine. Your miners can step on them without detonating them, but they are deadly to everyone else on your team! Step on them, and they will go boom and do 3-6 points of damage. You can always see your mines, but you can only see other team's mines when they are in your line-of-sight.
    Flag. These flags serve as recon outposts and strongly affect the outcome of the game.
    Sheep. Sheep are worth no score, have one HP, and are doomed from the start. Before any team's moves commence, they will take one step randomly in a direction (if they can, although rarely if mostly cornered they will choose not to). Whichever team kills the most sheep is called The Sheepinator and is marked as such in the scoring dialog. There is no reward for being the Sheepinator (outside of, perhaps, mutton).